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October 21st, 2009

my friend Bryony's facebook got hacked and then

@bryony: hey
@rhcomics: hey whats up
@bryony: how are you?
@rhcomics: im all good, how YOU doing girl
@bryony: am not fine here
@rhcomics: am not? why not fine?
@bryony: i'm in some kind of deep shit right now which got me stranded here in london
@rhcomics: stranded where?
@bryony: in england
@rhcomics: yeh where in england?
@bryony: i was mugged at a gun point last night by some robbers and all money was stolen away from me including my phone and credit card
@bryony: in london
@rhcomics: no way
@rhcomics: but they didnt take your computer?
@bryony: i'm freaked out here and currently talking to you on a public library and do not have much time on here...please i need you to loan me some few bucks so i can be able sort out my bills here and get back home as time may permit me
@rhcomics: back home?
@rhcomics: to where
@bryony: yes
@rhcomics: yes what
@rhcomics: where
@bryony: my flight leaves first thing tomorrow morning as i said earlier on..so i just need to make things snappy so i don't loose that...i promise to pay you back soon as i get back home.
@rhcomics: but you LIVE in england
@rhcomics: why dont you just take the train home?
@rhcomics: Im trying to help youuuuu
@bryony: am stock in Scotland
@bryony: outside england
@rhcomics: is that where that is
@rhcomics: hows the weather there
@bryony: not too bad
@rhcomics: thats good
@bryony: i can't get in touch with my family...they are on trip to fiji till end of the month...but i guess you have some cash on you right?you can have the money wired to me via western union money transfer...you know of any western union outlet near you?
@rhcomics: of course
@bryony: please i need $2000
@rhcomics: is that all you need
@bryony: i will pay you back as soon i get back home
@bryony: yes
@bryony: please you can send it online
@bryony: do you need the information
@rhcomics: yes yes of course!
@rhcomics: ANYTHING
@rhcomics: YEESSS
@rhcomics: AANAYTHTINGG!!!!
@bryony: RECEIVER'S NAME:@bryony
SCOTLAND ADDRESS: 150A Scotland Road Cambridge Cambridgeshire CB4 1QQ
@bryony: please send the money now
@bryony: via western union online
@rhcomics: IM GOING AS FAST AS I CAN!!!
@bryony: please make the payment online
@bryony: visit www.westernunion.com
@rhcomics: IM DOING IT! IM DOING IT! OH GOD I HOPE ITS NOT TOO LATE
@bryony: yes
@bryony: am here
@rhcomics: and im also happy you came to me
@rhcomics: after all the unpleasantness
@rhcomics: the way we ended things
@bryony: thank you
@rhcomics: does this mean things are going to change?
@rhcomics: between us i mean
@bryony: yes
@bryony: please be fast
@bryony: am here
@rhcomics: im still doing it
@rhcomics: how about $3000
@rhcomics: are you sure only $2000
@bryony: no
@bryony: if you wish too
@rhcomics: great
@bryony: i will appreciate
@bryony: ok
@bryony: am waiting
@rhcomics: my little water nymph
@rhcomics: remember that?
@rhcomics: and you'd call me your cruel centaur
@bryony: ok
@rhcomics: im so glad things are back to normal
@bryony: please have you send the money
@rhcomics: im still filling out all these forms
@bryony: ok
@rhcomics: oops
@rhcomics: i fucked up
@rhcomics: gotta start over
@bryony: how
@bryony: what happend
@rhcomics: i accidentally closed the window
@bryony: please be fast
@rhcomics: yes yes im sorry
@bryony: i don't have much time here
@rhcomics: i know
@rhcomics: because you are in a public library in scotland
@bryony: yes
@rhcomics: and definitely not talking to me over MSN right now
@rhcomics: definitely not right?
@rhcomics: the other one is the impostor
@rhcomics: right?
@rhcomics: my little water nymph...
@rhcomics: call me your Cruel Centaur one more time baby
@rhcomics: and ill send this money with hearts and rainbows
@bryony: yes
@rhcomics: yes?
@rhcomics: yes what?
@bryony: please send the money now
@bryony: pls
@rhcomics: yeh u got it
@bryony: ok
@bryony: am here
@rhcomics: good
@bryony: ok
@rhcomics: so say it
@rhcomics: all i have to do is push one button
@rhcomics: say it
@bryony: Cruel Centaur
@bryony: are you on it
@rhcomics: sent
@rhcomics: take it with my undying love
@bryony: thank you
@bryony: please send me the MTCN now
@rhcomics: the what?
@bryony: Money Transfer Control Number
@bryony: and the information
@bryony: are you there
@rhcomics: meh this is done. you are boring now.