October 21st, 2009

my friend Bryony's facebook got hacked and then

  • @bryony: hey
  • @rhcomics: hey whats up
  • @bryony: how are you?
  • @rhcomics: im all good, how YOU doing girl
  • @bryony: am not fine here
  • @rhcomics: am not? why not fine?
  • @bryony: i'm in some kind of deep shit right now which got me stranded here in london
  • @rhcomics: stranded where?
  • @bryony: in england
  • @rhcomics: yeh where in england?
  • @bryony: i was mugged at a gun point last night by some robbers and all money was stolen away from me including my phone and credit card
  • @bryony: in london
  • @rhcomics: no way
  • @rhcomics: but they didnt take your computer?
  • @bryony: i'm freaked out here and currently talking to you on a public library and do not have much time on here...please i need you to loan me some few bucks so i can be able sort out my bills here and get back home as time may permit me
  • @rhcomics: back home?
  • @rhcomics: to where
  • @bryony: yes
  • @rhcomics: yes what
  • @rhcomics: where
  • @bryony: my flight leaves first thing tomorrow morning as i said earlier on..so i just need to make things snappy so i don't loose that...i promise to pay you back soon as i get back home.
  • @rhcomics: but you LIVE in england
  • @rhcomics: why dont you just take the train home?
  • @rhcomics: Im trying to help youuuuu
  • @bryony: am stock in Scotland
  • @bryony: outside england
  • @rhcomics: is that where that is
  • @rhcomics: hows the weather there
  • @bryony: not too bad
  • @rhcomics: thats good
  • @bryony: i can't get in touch with my family...they are on trip to fiji till end of the month...but i guess you have some cash on you right?you can have the money wired to me via western union money transfer...you know of any western union outlet near you?
  • @rhcomics: of course
  • @bryony: please i need $2000
  • @rhcomics: is that all you need
  • @bryony: i will pay you back as soon i get back home
  • @bryony: yes
  • @bryony: please you can send it online
  • @bryony: do you need the information
  • @rhcomics: yes yes of course!
  • @rhcomics: ANYTHING
  • @rhcomics: YEESSS
  • @rhcomics: AANAYTHTINGG!!!!
  • @bryony: RECEIVER'S NAME:@bryony
  • SCOTLAND ADDRESS: 150A Scotland Road Cambridge Cambridgeshire CB4 1QQ
  • @bryony: please send the money now
  • @bryony: via western union online
  • @rhcomics: IM GOING AS FAST AS I CAN!!!
  • @bryony: please make the payment online
  • @bryony: visit www.westernunion.com
  • @rhcomics: IM DOING IT! IM DOING IT! OH GOD I HOPE ITS NOT TOO LATE
  • @bryony: yes
  • @bryony: am here
  • @rhcomics: and im also happy you came to me
  • @rhcomics: after all the unpleasantness
  • @rhcomics: the way we ended things
  • @bryony: thank you
  • @rhcomics: does this mean things are going to change?
  • @rhcomics: between us i mean
  • @bryony: yes
  • @bryony: please be fast
  • @bryony: am here
  • @rhcomics: im still doing it
  • @rhcomics: how about $3000
  • @rhcomics: are you sure only $2000
  • @bryony: no
  • @bryony: if you wish too
  • @rhcomics: great
  • @bryony: i will appreciate
  • @bryony: ok
  • @bryony: am waiting
  • @rhcomics: my little water nymph
  • @rhcomics: remember that?
  • @rhcomics: and you'd call me your cruel centaur
  • @bryony: ok
  • @rhcomics: im so glad things are back to normal
  • @bryony: please have you send the money
  • @rhcomics: im still filling out all these forms
  • @bryony: ok
  • @rhcomics: oops
  • @rhcomics: i fucked up
  • @rhcomics: gotta start over
  • @bryony: how
  • @bryony: what happend
  • @rhcomics: i accidentally closed the window
  • @bryony: please be fast
  • @rhcomics: yes yes im sorry
  • @bryony: i don't have much time here
  • @rhcomics: i know
  • @rhcomics: because you are in a public library in scotland
  • @bryony: yes
  • @rhcomics: and definitely not talking to me over MSN right now
  • @rhcomics: definitely not right?
  • @rhcomics: the other one is the impostor
  • @rhcomics: right?
  • @rhcomics: my little water nymph...
  • @rhcomics: call me your Cruel Centaur one more time baby
  • @rhcomics: and ill send this money with hearts and rainbows
  • @bryony: yes
  • @rhcomics: yes?
  • @rhcomics: yes what?
  • @bryony: please send the money now
  • @bryony: pls
  • @rhcomics: yeh u got it
  • @bryony: ok
  • @bryony: am here
  • @rhcomics: good
  • @bryony: ok
  • @rhcomics: so say it
  • @rhcomics: all i have to do is push one button
  • @rhcomics: say it
  • @bryony: Cruel Centaur
  • @bryony: are you on it
  • @rhcomics: sent
  • @rhcomics: take it with my undying love
  • @bryony: thank you
  • @bryony: please send me the MTCN now
  • @rhcomics: the what?
  • @bryony: Money Transfer Control Number
  • @bryony: and the information
  • @bryony: are you there
  • @rhcomics: meh this is done. you are boring now.